The Combatants are Set, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! K.O./r/speedrun is a subreddit for the speedrunning community. Thanks to Pepsiman's biology, he has superhuman strength, speed and durability. If you have covered his origin, I will cover his powers. As this battle is involved with Pepsiman, I will be taking over from here. Pepsiman's tape recorder: Hello Wizard and Boomstick. this ain't Pepsi! This somethin' else, it's Crystal Pepsi! It tastes old an' it's flat!! Holy crap!īoomstick: Not you, Wiz! Him, behind you! PEPSIMAN. Wiz: He turns their weapons to Pepsi and the day is saved.īoomstick: Am I missin' somethin'? There some kinda Pepsi thing goin' on?! What if he comes across some bad guys or somethin'? Wiz: The benefits of Pepsiman's powers give him the ability of being athletically fit, being almost invincible and of course, making cans of Pepsi out of thin air.īoomstick: Dumbest. Wiz: With his new powers, Pepsi man went about the world, saving people with Pepsi.īoomstick: So. Yeah, how 'bout ya drink some friggin' water?! Wiz: But then an accident came across Shujinko and turned him into the superhero: Pepsiman.īoomstick: And now he's runnin' round and turnin' stuff into Pepsi, so nobody could end up thirsty. Wiz: Pepsiman was once a scientist named Satoru Shujinko who worked for Pepsi. Wiz: True, but Pepsiman is a LOT more different. Wiz: You're questioning a game where you play as a piece of cereal?īoomstick: Ya know somethin's a big ol' sellout when ya got a mascot lookin' like a rip off of the T-1000. And one time, even traveled back in time to stop the programmer of the game from creating Flemoids.Physically beat the snot (Not a pun) out of a Flemoid.Destroyed a Flemoid in a very, very fast way,.Pushed a shopping cart while carrying three kids,.Quickly recovered from a giant slime attack,.Teleported into the Flemoid's dimension to fight a never ending war,.Wiz: With all of those powers, he has saved the world many times and: His top speed we can estimate is around 20 miles per hour and he can fight off giant Flemoid monsters for a while, armed with his many weapons.īoomstick: Chex-Man's destroy plenty of giant monsters made of green snot, from a giant booger bird to plenty of giant booger guards in armor. He has advanced speed, strength and durability. Wiz: We were just about to talk about Chex-Man's abilities. Turns out I barfed out all them fancy cereal prizes. A device that opens a portal that draws in nearby Flemoid targets.īoomstick: A portal? Why does he need a portal?īoomstick: Ah, gave me a clean bill of health. (It's like a family friendly version of the chainsaw from DOOM.) Now we have the Rapid Zorcher, which much like the name, fires a lot faster than the other weapons.Then we have the Mini Zorcher, a far more simple weapon.The Large Zorcher can blast a single beam of energy in a spread.
The Large Area Zorching Device creates a giant portal that takes out a large amount of targets.
With a threat as large as the Flemoids, Chex-Man is armed with not just one, but multiple types of Zorchers. He was the Chex-Man, this world's version of Doomguy. One soldier decided to be the one who took the Flemoids down. It was a teleporting device called a Zorcher. Anyway,the Flemoids attacked because they lived off of nutritious food and the people of this world of Bazoik were literally made up of nutritious food! And so, the world governments united to find a solution. Wiz: I thought you were at the Doctor's office.
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Wiz: With video games such as Doom becoming increasingly popular, General Mills came up with an idea that seemed ridiculous at the time: A free family-friendly version of Doom about Chex cereal, called Chex Quest.īoomstick: Turns out that booger aliens called Flemoids attacked the planet of Bazoik, home to the cereal people. Wiz: Boomstick, HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!īoomstick: I have no clue. Wiz:The best of all the prizes in most people's childhood and cereal history was -īoomstick: I just ate all mine when I was a kid in my early days. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!īoomstick: Remember them fancy prizes in your cereal? Wiz: Pepsiman, the creation of rampant consumerism and savior of Pepsi City.īoomstick: And Chex-Man, the soldier from the family friendly version of Doom and hero of General Mills planet. What could go wrong?īoomstick: I knew food had mascots, but food mascots having video games? Who knew?! Iconic food mascots who starred in their own video games.